My computer is plotting against me

There’s an evil presence that lingers on my desk each and every day. It has the power to stop all productivity, erase any work done during the day and cause frustration beyond belief.

There’s evil there that does not sleep. OK, maybe that’s a quote about Mordor in “The Fellowship of the Ring” but I think it still applies to my computer.

I’ve been told I just need to be nicer to it. That approach has been used and failed. It’s been fixed and re-fixed and still refuses to cooperate.

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