Tuesday, May 14, 2013 at 12:01 am (Updated: May 14, 12:30 am)
Will there be fences in heaven?
That’s another way of asking, will your bothersome neighbor’s heavenly mansion be next to yours?
Before you petition heaven’s city council for a privacy fence or request that your bad neighbor be confined to the eternal promised land’s back forty, make sure you yourself aren’t unwittingly the neighbor from hell who somehow slipped under the pearly gates unnoticed while St. Peter was distracted by a game of heavenly baseball.
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