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I’m thinking about starting a support group for clothes: Socks Without Partners.
You see, our household is not unlike many others where socks somehow magically lose their partners. I heard a theory once that every now and then, one sock explodes in the dryer to make lint.
I’m not buying it.
I think the missing sock was a heel and it just got cold feet, running off and leaving his or her partner alone to take care of their family of little footies.
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