Thursday, February 6, 2014 at 4:00 am (Updated: February 6, 9:38 am)
I’m thinking about starting a support group for clothes: Socks Without Partners.
You see, our household is not unlike many others where socks somehow magically lose their partners. I heard a theory once that every now and then, one sock explodes in the dryer to make lint.
I’m not buying it.
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