My girlfriend thinks I’m a hobbit.
I’m not particularly short or rotund. It’s not that.
It’s my eating habits.
Really, it comes down to one remark I made.
Though I love doughnuts I made a comment one time when Rebecca Ricks suggested them for breakfast that I would eat them but needed something more substantial first. Doughnuts, I told her, are breakfast dessert.
Yeah, I called them breakfast dessert.
She found that amusing. Very amusing.