Supposedly, you can estimate the outside Fahrenheit temperature by counting the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds and adding 37.
The bugs these days must be performing an allegro.
If they could somehow scrape out a number about the humidity, their wings might catch fire.
The heat index in Hardin County recently reached 115 degrees, said Mark Adams, lead forecaster at the Fort Knox weather station.
Also, the dew point – which measures the amount of moisture in the air – topped 80 degrees.