I have an affinity for the Grinch. Not the remorseful, repentant Grinch who returns the holiday trappings and gifts to Whoville after his heart swells.
No, I’m talking about the Grinch who declares with rancor, “I must keep Christmas from coming.”
I am not interested in burglarizing your homes, stealing your gifts and I certainly would not run off with your roast beast. Don’t judge me just yet. Please allow me to clarify.