Offering a prize for explanation
I am offering a $100 award to the first supporter of Donald Trump who can email me in one 20-word sentence or less, the most damaging information Vladimir Putin has against President Trump that would cause Trump to:
1. Invite Russia to interfere in the 2016 presidential elections;
2. Publicly trust Putin over our own U.S. intelligence officials;
3. Hold private meetings with Putin without US officials being present;
4. Attempt to conceal the Moscow Trump Tower deal;
5. Withdraw U.S. support of Kurdish forces to allow the Turks and Russians to invade Syria;
6. Withhold military aid to Ukraine in exchange for political dirt;
7. Withdraw troops and financial support to weaken our NATO alliances;
8. And, ignore Russian bounties being offered for US soldiers killed in Afghanistan.
All entrants will be held confidential and will be judged by a registered Republican and a registered Democrat. Please email private entries to email@example.com.